Maybe if you're cool I'll tell you my actual blog's name.

exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via pizza)

gleeksunited-infinity:

zieglerandlukasiak:

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"

"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"

(via pizza)

(Source: eaeger, via chharliedayarchive)

thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

(via beautifulinmotion)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

(via daydreamer-hopeseeker)

epic-humor:

emtothethird:
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

(Source: emtothethird, via fall-3n)

(Source: catasters, via adv3nturelust)

earthnation:

*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*

(via pizza)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(Source: dorkysweater, via foreveralone-lyguy)